25102008

woohoo. life is so great. endless problems and obstacles. excellent.

omg its been a while since ive hung out with my old classmates. they are like, the craziest people (becos ive been meeting other crazy ppl, so my old buddies are still top notch)! yea, it was awesome. first we started by gaying around. then we talk. abt wat? girls lar!!! hahas just kidding. those buggers are just like me. when it comes to girls, CODE RED, CHANGE SUBJECT!!!! hahas, yea right. anyway, there was like a WHOLE LOT OF FOOD. it wud definitely be my heaven... ...if i were to be hungry. then then, we spent most of the time cooking. so i was enjoying the sight and smell if the wth bbq-ed chick chop and the chilli wings wth. yah. cos they were cooking randomly so we alternately changed shifts. tiring lar, but staying in the chef's seat is pretty fun. seriously, you get to control what your friends eat, hahahahahas... then the day came to night and the picture-taking session began. and so, we casually made our million-dollar extravagant faces look like formal idiots in one dollar pictures. how great is that??? plus, the gay pictures piled up. it was idiotically brilliant. then we came to the point where everyone is tired taking pictures, so we all sat down for a normal unusual japanese tutorial section. yes, our friend who speaks japanese taught us a few words. the weird thing is, i recalled that 70% of the words he was asked to teach were words that wud realli get to the user (aka stuff like @#$%) yea. the buggers asked for words that were beyond my ears. seriously. well i am part of the gang :p so i did ask for words like "shi-ne" hahas. hilarious, they were. so i brought home a lot of chicks. yea. spicy red-hot chicks. omg, they were nice. the feel of it when you come in contact with their skin. chicken wings...

yea, sarcasm is an awesome art. but there are limitations to sarcasm, well, thats obvious. i may have crossed the line of sarcasm before so i shall apologize if i had offended any of you readers before. anyway, lets get sarcastic! its after all, one of the greatest things in life. part of my life would have disappeared without it. there you go. it has come to the point where i have no ideas of what to rite. yep, i absolutely have some idea, or rather no idea of how you readers feel. boring, it definitely is.. not.

muahahahaha. now that i have brainwashed your mind, lets get to the extra part of the post now! ^_^
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Harry went out to dinner with his friends Larry, Barry, and Gary. Harry sat across from Gary. At Gary's right, opposite Barry, sat Larry. When the waiter came for their orders, Larry and Barry ordered steak. Gary chose fish, and Harry (who likes to be difficult) ordered like this: "Unless the man at the left of the man opposite the man who ordered fish is not having what the man across from the man at the right of the man at my left is having, then I'll have what the man across from the man at the right of the man opposite me ordered. Otherwise, bring me the fettucine alfredo." Assuming "right" and "left" is from the viewpoint of the diners, what did Harry order?

You can find the answer from the previous post.