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the thing about feeling lonely is that
you dont realise it until theres no one around you.
it could be that you want to be alone.
or you dont have many friends.
enjoying life is technically opposite of what we call being lonely.
well, u cant enjoy anything if you have no companions can you?

yes ah.
my jacket collection has been increased from one... to two.
my shoe collection?
i have a pair of casuals, one spikes, one sports... i think thats that.
wait, i forgot to include the wushu shoes too. that makes 4.
am i that bored to count how many shoes i have?

humans are the best species ever created.
and humans also has the worst influence on the environment.
but they create pretty good music.



My Friend The Manga Artist. (based on a false story)
by Muhammad Fadhil bin Abdullah

There was a boy.
His name is Fira.
He just got rejected by a girl he had liked for very long.
After getting rejected, he became an otaku.
For some reason, he makes friends with retard otakus pretty well.
He suddenly got a goal in life.
This was because his boyhood retard friend, Lihdaf commented he was living an aimless life, and that he will be a worthless creature in a country ran by money.
So Fira studies.
Then he realised he wasnt as smart as a fifth grader.
His only talent is to draw ecchi manga.
So he asked Lihdaf to help him in life.
Then Lihdaf told Fira he would help him... next year when Lihadf was in Germany.
Rejected by Lihdaf, Fira gave up and became a hikikomori in his parents' house.
He only came out of his room to watch anime aired on tv.
Wasting time playing hentai sims, he came across an ad.
"SKILLED MANGAKA WANTED"
To end his hikikomori days, he got a job as a manga art instructor.
Eventually he met a weird otaku girl and got married to her.
Then he got kids, yadda yadda yadda...
30 years after getting that job, he was shifting his house.
He then came across the same old ad while he was packing.
He realised the ad came with a note.
The note stated

"Oi im a German millionaire now.
Having fun with sweet babes here.
The manga firm is part of my company.
Dont be a lonely hikikomori, u worthless bum.
I'll be in Germany forever so call me once in a while.
Your retard friend, Lihdaf."

The letter was dated the year after Lihdaf left for Germany.
So Fira called everyone knew (there werent many) to find Lihdaf.
Then he eventually he found Lihdaf's address in Germany.
So he went there.
There, he only found Lihdaf's 4 wives, 11 children and a grave.
Apparently Lihdaf just died.
He left Fira another letter.

"Oi, i must be dead by now.
i had one freaking awesome life a man can experience.
Fira u didnt call me a single time u loser.
Servants should obey their master.
U kept ur master waiting for 30 years.
If u read this then i hope my virus will spread to u cos im dying rite now.
Nah just kidding.
Take care ok, pal."